This is literally a text conversation from my life.

A couple of months ago, I had this exact conversation with my sister via text.

It made me pee a little bit while I was receiving the texts, and a little bit even more when I went back and read them again. OMG. Seriously, if you have to pee a little bit, go now. This story will still be here when you get off the pot.

{spellings and mispesllings and word usage have not been tampered with whatsoever. THey just enhance this conversation}

Veronica: hello(: This is Veronica

Me: Sup

Veronica: my life sucks and im afraid im gonna die

because i accidentally took too much tylenol earlier

and apparently its gonna kill me now.

how about you?

Me: Um, how much did you tale

Me: *take

Veronica: I dont even know..

like 2 and then 2 more

but its definately made me high

and it was a total accident

because i forgot i already took some

like 30 mins b

Veronica: efore...and it was at school.

but please dont tell mom and dad.

i am not a druggie.

Me: MMk first of all.

I took like 8 tylenols every day

through every basketball season i was in.

Secondly, you would have to take alot

more tylenol than that to get high.

Your mind is trickingyou.

Veronica: okay..good to know. thanks

Veronica: gotta go bye

Seriously?!

Are you peeing?

REdic!

I really want to be best friends with her.

Oh...

I already am.