I know my anthropologie* teacher probably wants his students to attend class. I think I would if I were a teacher. BUT I'm pretty sure a sarcastic tone and generally being a d-bag is sabotaging attendance. Half the amount of people in that class dont show up. Mind you thats a guesstimation. I wouldn't actually know...
...because, of course, im not there either.
Just a thought.
*yes, I know its not really spelled like that..but it's so much better looking with the 'ie' than the 'y'.