Beauty school drop out

Here are some things that, come monday, I would rather do than resume my education.

wear tennis shoes with jeans

get 100 brazilian waxes

clean the whole house

paper cut each one of my fingers

sit in the snow. naked

have no luck getting dressed successfully

starve

drink milk

eat a whole pizza...

Mind you, I would dislike all of these things very much. {Except maybe the pizza part}

Not as much as sitting in a desk 9 am Monday.