One of these days:

I'll remember my zip code and not ask Alan what it is every. single. time.

I will stop being temped by glutenous treats and I will quit giving in almost instantly.

I wont lose my wallet to get my $100 bill stolen. (oh yeah, highlight of my day)

Its so interesting, Monday's still suck when you're on holiday. (at least there was no field experience. Screw that class)

I'll come up with a not-so-downer blog post in a minute.